Semifinals Week 1: Thursday Roundup

We don't know either, Wil.

The "Pedro Alvarez error" Google Image search is really rewarding.

STUDS: German Marquez (PYB) continued his inexplicable hot streak, striking out 13 and allowing 2 runs in an 8-inning no-decision. Freddie Freeman (R) tripled, singled, scored and drove in 3.

DUDS: Ozzie Albies (R) singled and erred. Eric Hosmer (M) walked and made an error. Nolan Arenado (PM) did the same. Will Myers (FF) said, "Oh yeah? Hold my glove (cuz I won't be using it)" and proceeded to make three errors. THREE! Somewhere, Pedro Alvarez is nodding proudly.

SEMIFINAL SCORES

• No. 8 Pitch You Blockhead 112.5, No. 4 The Misfits 96
• No. 7 BodySuit Man 104.3, No 3. Arbitration Losers 82