Saturday's report

Heads up in the front row — of the upper deck!

STUDS: Clayton Kershaw (Silver State Sagebrushers) dominated the Pirates for 7 innings and collected 46 points this week. Justin Upton (Silver State Sagebrushers) killed the Braves with a double and 2 homers, including the game winner off future Mexican League all-star Carlos Marmol. Paul Goldschmidt (Testosteraun Braun) had a double and a homer and scored 3 runs.

DUDS: After an impressive spring, Julio Teheran (Testosteraun Braun) struggled in his debut and earned only 3 points. Ryan Vogelsong (Fresh Fish) also had a 3-point start. Ian Desmond (Lawyers, Guns & Money) homered but made his third and fourth errors of the season. Desmond is one of three players who have negative point totals this year. Ruben Tejada and Kurt Suzuki are the others.

TRANSACTION: Jedd Gyorko takes over at third base for Manwaring a Muumuu, as the Brewers placed Aramis Ramirez on the disabled list before Saturday's game.

Head-to-head scores

Misfits 172, Fresh Fish 162

Manwaring a Muumuu 159, Rookies 90

Pitch You Blockhead 113, Lawyers, Guns & Money 99
Silver State Sagebrushers 171, Going Going Gonzo 151

Testosteraun Braun 152, Arbitration Losers 122