Thursday's report

The Marlins are on pace to
score 54 runs this year.

STUDS: Jayson Werth (Lawyers, Guns & Money) hit a three-run homer and singled. Cliff Lee (Arbitration Losers) shut down the Braves, allowing 2 hits and striking out 8 in 8 shutout innings.

DUDS: Any FBLG owners with Mets on their team. The only Mets to get hits today were Justin Turner (3) and John Buck (2), both of whom are free agents.

MILESTONE: Congratulations to the Miami Marlins, who scored their first run of the season in Thursday's 6-1 loss to the Washington Nationals. The run came on a solo homer by Justin Ruggiano, and Fresh Fish must have been pleased to see those 4 points. Unfortunately, those points from Fresh Fish's Miami outfielders were cut in half because of an error by Marlins OF Giancarlo Stanton.

Head-to-head scores

We already have four tight battles this week, and the Misfits-Fresh Fish duel is closer than it looks because the Fish will get starts later this week from Matt Cain, Zack Greinke, Homer Bailey and Ryan Vogelsong.

Misfits 128, Fresh Fish 54

Manwaring a Muumuu 84, Rookies 73

Pitch You Blockhead 85, Lawyers, Guns & Money 76

Going Going Gonzo 104, Silver State Sagebrushers 93

Testosteraun Braun 103, Arbitration Losers 86