Tuesday's report

Heath Bell

Only three games on day two, so there's not much to say.

STUDS: Madison Bumgarner (Testosteraun Braun) dominated the Dodgers, striking out 6 in 8 shutout innings and adding a hit and an RBI. Rockies studs Carlos Gonzalez (Pitch You Blockhead) and Troy Tulowitzki (Misfits) homered in Milwaukee, giving each of them two bombs on the season.

DUDS: I read one season preview that predicted Heath Bell would supplant J.J. Putz as Arizona's closer. That won't happen if Bell continues to pitch like he did in Miami. He allowed homers to Pete Kozma and Jon Jay, and his ERA is 81.00.  Weird that he's available in FBLG.

TRANSACTION: The Rookies move 3B David Freese to the disabled list and put 3B Chris Johnson in the starting lineup.

Head-to-head scores

Misfits 95, Fresh Fish 28

Rookies 28, Manwaring a Muumuu 21

Pitch You Blockhead 33, Lawyers, Guns & Money 28

Going Going Gonzo 83, Silver State Sagebrushers 63

Testosteraun Braun 56, Arbitration Losers 36