Week 10: Monday Roundup

To paraphrase our greatest American lyricist: "Emptiness is loneliness and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is Godleyness, and Godley is empty just like me."

STUD: Eric Hosmer (M) homered, doubled, scored twice, walked and drove in 3. He's en fuego right now.

DUDS: Zach Godley (FDD) likely pitched his way right off the roster, allowing 7 earned runs (with some help from Fernando Salas, of course) and striking out 3 in a 3.1-inning loss. Julio Teheran (AL) struck out 2 and allowed 4 runs in a 4-inning loss, and jammed his thumb hitting after getting busted inside by - wait for it - Clayton Richard. Don't get jammed by soft-tossing lefties, Julio. Dansby Swanson (PYB) singled, erred, and came down with dysentery. Stay strong on the battlefield, Dansby.