Week 10: Thursday Roundup

This is a leftover from Wednesday, but we couldn't pass it up.
It's what happens when everyone's basic motor skills fail simultaneously.

STUDS: Cody Bellinger (SG) was a triple shy of the cycle, walked, scored twice and drove in 2. Miles Mikolas (PYB) struck out 5 in 7 shutout innings to earn the win.

DUDS: No duds today, so a special shoutout to Ian Happ (FDD) - who the commishes drafted, cut AND re-signed already - who has 69 strikeouts (nice) in 142 at-bats this year, including a perfect 3 Ks in 3 ABs on Thursday. Projected out to 600 at-bats, which he surely won't receive, that's a solid 291 strikeouts. And he's still out-slugging Anthony Rizzo.

He can whiff from the right! He can whiff from the left! He's a switch-whiffer!